Buy or Not To Buy A CeLL PhoNe??

It was a question of time ..... Buy or Not To Buy A CeLL PhoNe??

So, you're going to be one of them, huh? Well, it was just a matter of time. We're warning you, once you get a cell phone, there's no turning back. Fine, we'll help you find the perfect cellular phone, but we're going to be rolling our eyes with the rest of the people you encounter on the street and at stoplights. And if you use it in a movie or restaurant, we are legally obliged to hurt you.

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